Saturday, January 24, 2009

Gone and Taken

Great, I thought. This is why I didn't want him in the "flock" . Well, to keep you updated retarded Waterwings talks to much, so I made a deal with him. If he would just shut up and fly we wouldn't have a captain, but if he kept talking I would rip him to shreds and sprinkle him over a million stalagmites in the Grand Canyon. Maybe if you're smart you would figure out that he chose plan A, no captain. So at twilight, we stopped to rest at Rough Ground, as Waterwings put it. I told him to start the fire and I would get some food, eventually I caught a rabbit, and of course all I heard was, " AHHHH----!" It sounded if he got cut off, if you can tell he is actually is Waterwings. I grabbed the "dinner" I caught, I dragged it up in the air with me and zoomed off into the night. By the time I got there, guess what? Waterwings was gone. "Wimp", I muttered to myself. In the dirt under my feet I could see that Waterwings scrambled every where to get out of the way of the... the... I don't really know what he got taken by. I stepped off the scrambled dirt and saw a word or picture in the dirt. " nemtinhs?"- I mumbled to myself confused-" newtungs? new new new new th th th thin thing NEWTHINGS!!!" I screamed. Whoa, I thought, stupid school. Of course the school had to come up with- maybe even stronger and smarter- Newthings. Again I have to help the retarded Waterwings from being minced meat dinner for the Newthings.

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