Friday, January 16, 2009

Thanks

You guys rock! I've only heard about 1 person commenting me on another website, I still think its awesome even its only one person. Starving. Cold. Nothing. I don't think i'll make it, if I'm lucky I'll be VERY grateful. Almost got attacked by vicious man-eating vultures cause I was passed out the ground in the park where nobody could see me, the vultures swooped down and the alpha male pecked me on my head. To get them away I did a triple karate overhand backswing punch in the neck of all of them and killed them all......... just kidding! I stood up and shooed them away, " cawCAWcawCAW" the alpha male cawed, "Go away, its bad enough I'm running away from the flyboys but now YOU!" For some reason he looked suprised, then the alpha male trotted over to me stood up striaght, ruffled his feathers and S-P-O-K-E spoke!
" How dare you, we are not as bad as the leader we used to have. She was not a good leader at all! Screaming at us to follow her and/or pushing us faster when we were running/flying away from the old flyboys,erasers, those were even nastier." Weird,I thought. he sounds just like...
" CLIFF!" I spoke aloud, " You're Cliff and she is Beak" pointing to a younger vulture. " And your Egore, because nobody ever in the world ever combs their head with their claws!" The "vultures" looked at me then at each other with a guilt look in their eyes. I knew it, I thought, they were so lost without me and were trying ever so hard to get me back with the flock! " No we weren't" said the younger vulture Beak as she transformed back into a little girl with freckles on her cheeks and beautiful golden brown hair blowing in the frigid winter wind," We were looking for food and I saw something on the ground beneath this oak tree, and that something turned out to be you! By the way, we are not lost without you. We are doin' just fine, FYI until you come along." " So your blaming this ALL on me! You are the one who found me and thought I was food, Mrs.FYI!" I screamed at them. When I was finished Cliff transformed right between me and Beak and said as calmly as anyone could say when their mad, " Don't yell at her like that you surely know that she is very sensative." He explained as he put his hand on my shoulder, as I pushed it off and exclaimed" But you know all our arguing is NOT my fault we got captured by the fl...." Before I could finish he put his hand over my mouth and at that very second a sack came over my head and a finger pushed my pressure point and I passed out. At that note I realized that the transforming vultures that looked like my flock were flyboys.

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